今天VOX的博客上看到一个很搞笑的post,关于写博客的和妓女的区别:
How Being a Blogger is Like Being a Sex Worker
How Being a Blogger is Not Like Being a Sex Worker:
- No prior experience necessary
- Word of mouth works best
- Doing it once a day is good, doing it twice a day is better, doing it three times a day is best but awfully hard to sustain
- If you pleasure someone, you’ll often be pleasured in return although not always in the way you'd prefer
- It’s really important to avoid viruses
- Learn a few basic tricks and then do them over and over
- Getting someone to pimp your business can increase traffic but also has unintended negative consequences
- Some days it’s impossible to satisfy the customers
- Trackbacks always welcome
- At first, the work is a lot of fun; as time goes on, less so
- Receiving rude or off-topic comments is part of the job
- The vast majority of the public has no idea what you’re doing
- Sometimes it’s really hard not to suck
- Sex workers get paid
确实相当经典……
最近闲来无事(其实是极度堕落中),在花儿开了的博客上看到了这个博客网站,素来爱尝鲜的我当然就要进来参观参观,虽然目前还没看到有让人眼睛一亮的东西,不过既然是IT达人推荐,当然有其出色的地方。以前在新浪上写过几天(不超过三天吧,哎,没毅力!),还是因为每天太懒,晚上不是忙于游戏就是看连续剧,最后荒废了。既然说这个博客好,不试一下怎么知道呢?看看能不能再多坚持几天嘛。
一个代我药化实验的sb师兄说写博客的人都是暴露狂,当时很想笑他土,没有发现博客现在是一种宣扬自己思想的地方,虽然我也没什么思想,还是严重的隐私狂,在新浪上写博客时还感觉有点怕看的人多了,现在换了这个地方,可以自己清清静静地写博客了。最近发现自己整天都在弱智游戏、电视剧和上网中虚度光阴,渐渐脑壳都秀逗了,写点东西,多思考一些以免过早老年痴呆吧。前段时间写导师布置的综述,突然发现怎么表达能力太绰了,自从三年级开始写作水平直线下降,晓得朗格办哟~(看不懂重庆话该遭!)写博练练吧。
星期六要导师面试,才托朋友帮忙写一个英语自我介绍,大学英语都荒废了,各人都觉得当时蒙过了六级简直是踩到狗屎了,想起那些刻苦学习没过的人我都觉得不好意思。突然想起一个著名的flash——老子从川大毕业(名字记不清楚了),里面那句“我那时不该耍”简直就是现在我的心声,哎,后悔哟!不过我也敢保证,再给我一百次机会结果都是一样的。晓得朗格办哟……马上要成为研究生了,怎么说我也要成为半个救死扶伤的天使(天使还不是有男的,凭什么白衣天使专指护士!),要为病人的健康负责撒,所以还是要好好学习。老天保佑!
希望能坚持下去,开张大吉!
ps: 累死我了,第一次写的不晓得怎么没了,又要重新写一遍,讨厌重复劳动!